The Habit Challenge: The numerology of how you can be annoying
Sometimes, we need to laugh at ourselves, and in numerology, we have the Habit Challenge for such moments.
The Habit Challenge represents a natural talent that becomes a challenge when it is over-intensified. Challenge, meaning that you can become a truly annoying pain in the arse. It can also represent a skill that you just don’t think about. “Well, that’s just the way I am,” or “That’s just something I do,” is a response to such things.
To find your Habit Challenge, count the letters in your full name at birth, and then add the digits repeatedly until you arrive at a number from 1 to 9.
If this resulting number is greatly repeated in your chart, in the numbers of your name, DOB, or chart placements, this just might be your annoying superpower!
1: You have many inspired ideas or make many promises, but nothing ever comes of it because you laser in on the most frivolous thing, and we find you running around with your butterfly net.
2: You love doing things properly and trying to do the best! job! ever! But ye gods, you’re a Fussy McFusserson pain in the arse sometimes.
3: When they talk about you, the phrase “so much potential if only s/he would apply her/himself” gets thrown around. You liked getting out of your desk and visiting the other kids in class, didn’t you? Admit it, you still do.
4: You are careful, serious, and prudent, but hauling out the calculator at tip time. No. Just no. Live a little. Just so you know, when you leave the room, I change the order of your coffee table magazines.
5: You’d have a better path to success if you would only give one thing a really good shot instead of flying off in ten different directions. Also, put your damned pants on.
6: You are an excellent caregiver, and we really do love you — but you can’t be air-tagging people. It’s creepy.
7: We love that you’re smart and think your obscure record collection is cool, but we don’t want to listen to "The Throat Singing Slamhounds: Live & Unplugged" anymore, and we want you to stop saying, “Hello, ordinary people.”
8: Your ability to see right into things is great, and when I’m at the used car lot, I’ll call you. But stop staring into people’s souls like that and telling them they may kneel.
9: Yes, we know, you’re the best of the best, and no one does it better, and you’re going to see the world and save it and — that’s it. I’m getting the spray bottle.